YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[beautymark]

[Hi Shirou. Have your big brother shoved at you like an inconvenient sack of potatoes.]

First aid please.

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[plotarmor]

[Honestly, he nearly drops Archer, though he has enough sense to get a good grip and sit him down in a chair before anything unfortunate happens. As dim as Shirou is, he can move when he needs to, and he has the first aid supplies out and ready in no time flat]

What did you guys d--

There's a bullet in here!

[tracings]

[Even in a state of dubious consciousness, Archer still manages an irate smile]

Then shut up and get it out.

[beautymark]

Where's Cu?

[can you feel the sheer tension radiating off of him rn

can you]

[unhappymeal]

[jesus fucking christ I'm home (surprise) for 5 minutes and you come in half dead WHY FAMILY???]

What happened?

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[plotarmor]

Oh, he should be back soon, he--

[And then Archer jerks when he sees Kiritsugu]

HOLD STILL!

[tracings]

Shut up.

[HAVE A SURPRISED AND APPREHENSIVE STARE, KERRY...]

[beautymark]

[jesus christ I'm not dealing with emiyas (esp because Kerry is giving me the stinkeye)

going to find dog tho]

[unhappymeal]

[NOW THAT THE NUTJOB IS OUT OF THE ROOM]

Well...?

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[tracings]

I told someone I was gay and got shot at. Nothing that won't heal with time.

[Well. It's not a lie...]

[unhappymeal]

[this. level stare. you butthole.]

Should I ask him instead?

[tracings]

You could, but I don't know what sort of--

[He winces and glares down at Shirou. The favor is returned, because honestly Archer, Shirou doesn't understand why you have to be such an ass all the time.]

--answer you'll get.

[unhappymeal]

[Archer you know how bad he wants to kill that guy. Don't give him reasons.]

Then you should answer yourself.

[tracings]

[Ugghhhhh, fine.]

The guys who fucked with Diarmuid found us. They tried to get information out of me, and when I walked off they shot me.

We're going to have to move the boat at the very least.

[unhappymeal]

...Hm.

[What time is it? Time to sit and considerwho he needs to shoot, quietly and with a very familiar sort of intense inward thought.]

[plotarmor]

We'll move and it'll be fine, right?

[Tiem to be a dumb, earnest little thing. The fact that Kerry is processing who to shoot goes right over his head - Archer understands, of course, and while he objects to it, he knows Kiritsugu knows best.

Shirou, meanwhile, is a special snowflake]

So there's no need to look so worried!

[unhappymeal]

Those people are very powerful, Shirou. It's likely you'll be targeted indefinitely.

[erank]

[Luckily for Diarmuid, Cu is headed up the dock, back from his own uneventful business]

...Diarmuid! Hey!

[beautymark]

[oh good I can anxiousface in your direction now]

We have to leave. Now.

[erank]

...something happen?

[beautymark]

[no self no be sane until we're safe]

They came after me. Archer's hurt. We have to run away or we're all going to die.

[erank]

[W E L P . Cu knows you need to take these guys seriously, so he catches Diarmuid's wrist and picks up his pace back towards the boat.]

So we're moving the boat. Like now.

[beautymark]

[yes good. following very eagerly]

That would be wise...

[erank]

So is Archer gonna live or what?

[He frowns - there's a lot of annoyance in his expression, but there concern, too. He doesn't want anyone fucking with Diarmuid, and he doubly doesn't want to lose a friend]

[beautymark]

I think so. He lost a lot of blood, but his brothers are taking care of him.