YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[beautymark]

Because!

[Fortunately for Cu, D is already halfway gone. Moving around just makes things worse, and the pain is nearly overwhelming, so soon enough he's just coughing blood and breathing in sharp, wet gasps in between. He's definitely hysterical, but he doesn't have the strength to do much.]

Because y-you'll die someday- and I-- I'll lose it... A-And I'll probably hurt people. So it's-- I have to die first!

[erank]

...

[Cu doesn't know what to say - hell, he's not sure what's worth saying, because he thinks all that is a bunch of bullshit. So rather than arguing and saying something he'll regret, he does his best to drag Diarmuid into the chapel, and Kirei he swears to god you creepy piece of shit, you better be in]

HEY! Get over here, you fake priest!

[partyintheback]

[Oh, he's here. He's also vastly amused to see you two.]

Oh? It seems you've run into trouble.

[beautymark]

[Nononononono this is not okay

excuse him while he just. coughs and cries because he's too upset to do anything else.]

[erank]

And you're gonna fix it, no dicking around.

[He realizes that once the panic is over he's going to feel awful about bringing Diarmuid here and equally as angry about relying on Kirei.

For now, the blinders are still on]

[partyintheback]

And why, pray tell, should I do that?

[erank]

You don't think you fucking owe him one?!

[partyintheback]

I don't think I considered it a favor.

[erank]

Fix it anyways!

[partyintheback]

Again, "why"? How does it benefit me to use my time and materials?

[erank]

You want me to threaten you or something? I can stick a knife in your face if you refuse, no problem.

[partyintheback]

You seem to be misreading the situation. For my tastes, it's much better to watch you both as he dies. You'll have to offer me something of equal value.

1/2

[erank]

[GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DID HE THINK THIS WOULD WORK WHY DID HE NOT ANTICIPATE THAT ONE, FFUUUUCK]

[erank]

[...ugh but it's Diarmuid and...

Well...

Anything for him, really.]

...yeah? So what do you want? I don't think like a fucked up bastard like you.

[partyintheback]

[Diarmuid is starting to slip into unconsciousness, unfortunately. Time is quite limited.]

Hmmm... I'll treat him now, and afterwards you'll do anything I say until he wakes, no matter how painful or humiliating. I promise you won't die.

[erank]

...Fine. I'm yours. Just fix him now so he doesn't die on me!

[partyintheback]

Agreed.

[WHAT A GOOD DOG. Kirei will even pat him on the head before he takes Diarmuid from him and carries him off to his medical room for surgery.]