YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[unhappymeal]

[jesus fucking christ I'm home (surprise) for 5 minutes and you come in half dead WHY FAMILY???]

What happened?

1/2

[plotarmor]

Oh, he should be back soon, he--

[And then Archer jerks when he sees Kiritsugu]

HOLD STILL!

[tracings]

Shut up.

[HAVE A SURPRISED AND APPREHENSIVE STARE, KERRY...]

[beautymark]

[jesus christ I'm not dealing with emiyas (esp because Kerry is giving me the stinkeye)

going to find dog tho]

[unhappymeal]

[NOW THAT THE NUTJOB IS OUT OF THE ROOM]

Well...?

1/2

[tracings]

I told someone I was gay and got shot at. Nothing that won't heal with time.

[Well. It's not a lie...]

[unhappymeal]

[this. level stare. you butthole.]

Should I ask him instead?

[tracings]

You could, but I don't know what sort of--

[He winces and glares down at Shirou. The favor is returned, because honestly Archer, Shirou doesn't understand why you have to be such an ass all the time.]

--answer you'll get.

[unhappymeal]

[Archer you know how bad he wants to kill that guy. Don't give him reasons.]

Then you should answer yourself.

[tracings]

[Ugghhhhh, fine.]

The guys who fucked with Diarmuid found us. They tried to get information out of me, and when I walked off they shot me.

We're going to have to move the boat at the very least.

[unhappymeal]

...Hm.

[What time is it? Time to sit and considerwho he needs to shoot, quietly and with a very familiar sort of intense inward thought.]

[plotarmor]

We'll move and it'll be fine, right?

[Tiem to be a dumb, earnest little thing. The fact that Kerry is processing who to shoot goes right over his head - Archer understands, of course, and while he objects to it, he knows Kiritsugu knows best.

Shirou, meanwhile, is a special snowflake]

So there's no need to look so worried!

[unhappymeal]

Those people are very powerful, Shirou. It's likely you'll be targeted indefinitely.

1/2

[tracings]

That means "they could shoot at you for a long time."

[Archer is a helper.]

[plotarmor]

[GUESS WHO'S GETTING POKED WITH FORCEPS, THE ANSWER IS ARCHER]

I know that, you jerk!

[unhappymeal]

[...can you really never get along]

Both of you try to be adults.

[erank]

[Luckily for Diarmuid, Cu is headed up the dock, back from his own uneventful business]

...Diarmuid! Hey!

[beautymark]

[oh good I can anxiousface in your direction now]

We have to leave. Now.

[erank]

...something happen?

[beautymark]

[no self no be sane until we're safe]

They came after me. Archer's hurt. We have to run away or we're all going to die.

[erank]

[W E L P . Cu knows you need to take these guys seriously, so he catches Diarmuid's wrist and picks up his pace back towards the boat.]

So we're moving the boat. Like now.

[beautymark]

[yes good. following very eagerly]

That would be wise...

[erank]

So is Archer gonna live or what?

[He frowns - there's a lot of annoyance in his expression, but there concern, too. He doesn't want anyone fucking with Diarmuid, and he doubly doesn't want to lose a friend]

[beautymark]

I think so. He lost a lot of blood, but his brothers are taking care of him.

[erank]

...good. Then I'll get things moving.

[When he tugs Diarmuid back on board, he gives the Emiyas a wave, the sort he's prone to when he's focused on getting something done. He figures Shirou will yell later for not looking concerned enough, but everyone else knows that when he's focused, he's really focused. Right now that means ducking into the engine room and getting everything fired up]