streetwalkers | YAN-PARA au master post

YAN-PARA au master post

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

No, and neither will you.

But he's being an idiot.

[...he has to stop himself. No punching your injured brother]

And you're being a jerk. Anyways, I didn't see you wanting to shoot him, so it works out for you too!

[You're both idiots, thx.]

...Shirou, will you make dinner please?

Oh, right...! I can do that!

[...contemplates throwing the roll of bandages at Archer's head before he does. Refrains.]

I didn't go to the market today, so it might just be fish and rice...

That's fine.

[just stop fighting jeez!!]

[...wow Shirou you're such a fucking nerd. Archer huffs and stares down at the bandaged bullet wound.

...it still sorta hurts.

Also Shirou knows him perhaps too well - he doesn't appreciate his concern for Cu and Diarmuid being so transparent.]

So what counts as "too far"?

If he attacks anyone without provocation, or refused to back down when asked. The moment someone gets hurt who wasn't an actual threat to any of you, or as soon as he shows that he can't restrain himself if you make him angry, that's it.

...I can live with that.

[a pause - fuck the bandages are itching already?]

Of course, it's not my life in question so that probably doesn't matter much.