YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[partyintheback]

You assume he'd be given a chance to fight. I'm sure many of that man's victims have tried.

[plotarmor]

[The suggestion that someone would do that offends Shirou's sensibilities, and reflexively he brings his fist down onto the table]

You can't just kill someone without giving them a chance to fight back!

[partyintheback]

Oh, you easily can. It wouldn't be honorable, but is a man who kills children "honorable"?

[plotarmor]

[he shakes his head slowly]

But I don't want to believe that someone would stoop to that so easily.

[partyintheback]

Oh, I'm sure the innocents he's killed had a fair chance.

[Finally he sits, opposite Shirou in a comfortable chair. As if the subject isn't gruesome at all, he begins to pour tea.]

[plotarmor]

[frowning, he takes his tea and takes a rather long sip -- he doesn't want to talk about it or think about it.]

[partyintheback]

Hmm. Perhaps we should change to a lighter subject. How is your brother?

[plotarmor]

[A bit of a sigh, mostly to calm himself. Of course there are two, but no one really knows that.]

Pretty busy. He keeps complaining about how much stuff needs to be taken care of when Cu disappears, but I think he's worried, too.

[partyintheback]

Their relationship must be stronger than either admits to. They are both terribly abrasive young men, aren't they?

[plotarmor]

Abrasive...? Sorta, maybe. It's just kind of how they both are, so I never really thought about it.

[partyintheback]

You're quite the optimist, aren't you?

[Handing Shirou his tea IT'S QUITE GOOD.]

[plotarmor]

If you mean I try to think the best of people...then yeah, sure.

[He takes the tea and gives Kirei a little nod as thank you. Gosh, Kirei you're kind of a weird dude but OK I guess!]

[partyintheback]

Even beyond common logic. You have a truly godly heart to have such faith in goodness.

[plotarmor]

But I just gave you a couple kilos of drugs.

[partyintheback]

A diamond in the rough, as it were. The rich will have their vices, and the poor will do what they must.

[whoreofbabylon]

[YEAH SPEAKING OF VICES, THAT THUD IN THE BACK ROOM? SOMEONE'S REALLY HIGH AND ALSO REALLY ON THE FLOOR NOW. <3 <3 <3 <3]

[plotarmor]

[And this genius turns to glance over his shoulder to see where that came from, and in the process knocks his tea into his lap]

Wha--!

[partyintheback]

[Wow Gilgamesh, really?]

There were some precariously balanced books. Are you quite alright?

[picking up that teacup with a small sigh]

[plotarmor]

Fine...

[He stands up and sighs]

But wet.

[partyintheback]

Take off your pants.

[plotarmor]

Right here?!

[partyintheback]

I'll wash and dry them for you. In the meantime, I may be able to find something for you to wear in the back. Please excuse me.

[OK gonna go check on Gil now!]

[plotarmor]

[HERE WE ARE CONFUSED AND PANTSLESS IN A STRANGE PRIEST'S CHURCH. YEH!]

[whoreofbabylon]

[THUMBS UP BRO, WE'RE OKAY! Your floor is great. Super great. Praise him, he remembered how to breathe. He's boss at this.]

[partyintheback]

[HE'S A PRIEST SHIROU IT'S TOTALLY SAFE.

Toes at Gil a bit, glancing around the room just in case there really are pants.]