YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[plotarmor]

No! Stop that!

[tugged anyways, and he stumbles into Kirei]

[partyintheback]

[Shirou, meet Kirei's lap.

And have his breath against your ear.]

Are you truly entirely disinterested?

[plotarmor]

That's what I said, so cut it out!

[He tries to shove Kirei's arms away, but, well, when he puts it like that, when he's really close up like that, Shirou can't help but wonder








































if Kirei really is a girl.]

[partyintheback]

[No, no he is not Shirou.

But he is getting his arms firmly around you.]

Relax. Pleasure is a basic human need, Emiya Shirou. There is no shame in it and nothing to fear.

[plotarmor]

[NOPE, not convinced! Not relaxed!]

But it's coming from you!

[I mean okay Kirei seems like an okay dude but also a dude (maybe????) and wow this is weird and also no]

[partyintheback]

And why is that a problem?

[plotarmor]

[...............................he's......

he's got nothing.]

[partyintheback]

Precisely. You have an opportunity to learn something and enjoy yourself at the same time. Why reject it?

[plotarmor]

I just would! We only met, you know.

[partyintheback]

And that's a problem because...?

[plotarmor]

Because it'd be weird!

[No let go going to shove at Kirei's arms again and STOP CONFUSING HIM god damn]

[partyintheback]

[fiiine lets go.

I want you to be into it, after all.]

So you would rather remain childishly ignorant? A shame. I'd hate to tell your brother how easily frightened you are.

[plotarmor]

[....suddenly...not escaping]

It's not like that and you know it.

[partyintheback]

Isn't it? You fear your own lack of knowledge and the potential of vulnerability. Your bravery cannot withstand the thought of someone else seeing you caught by unfamiliar sensation, and so you flee from pleasure. If you're such a coward in the face of this, my heart aches for you when you meet something actually frightening.

[plotarmor]

[N.....O??? BUT MAYBE YES? BUT STOP CONFUSING ME???]

Maybe it's true that I'm naive... but I'm no coward. Kiritsugu taught me better than that.

[Spoiler: he's not even thinking of this in terms of getting Kotomine-banged, but his hero senses are flaring up]

[partyintheback]

Oh? Then why do you run from your own body?

[plotarmor]

I'm not!

[partyintheback]

Aren't you?

[plotarmor]

[He gives relaxing a shot, settling against Kirei]

Not anymore.

[partyintheback]

[oh good.

resting his chin on Shirou's shoulder then.]

I see. You'll accept your body, then?

[plotarmor]

Y-Yeah...

[DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE...so saying yes is okay, right?]

[partyintheback]

Good.

[Totally okay. It means Kirei's putting an arm back around your waist and letting the other trail across your thigh. ;)]

[plotarmor]

[DEEP BREATH SHIROU, WE CAN HANDLE....WHATEVER WEIRD FEELING THAT LEAVES BEHIND. He frowns, watching Kirei's hands. And fuck, there are still no pants WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN AGAIN?]

[partyintheback]

[You don't need pants. Just Kirei's hand sliiiding down to your knee, and his lips brushing your neck.]

[plotarmor]

H-Hey, that tickles!

[sort of swats at him stahp]