YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[plotarmor]

[WHOA HI YOU DO REALIZE NOTHING'S GOING TO COME OUT OF THOSE, RIGHT KIREI?????]

[partyintheback]

[HE IS AWARE YES

but it helps your boner right]

[plotarmor]

[Oh yeah, the boner's pretty painfully obvious right now, and he squirms whenever he feels Kirei move against him]

[partyintheback]

[Oh good.

We're just going to reach down and touch that then.]

[plotarmor]

[Sensitive? A little -- he gasps, latching onto Kirei and muttering his name into his shoulder]

[partyintheback]

[Laughing made Shirou mad before.

Clearly that means he should laugh more.]

[plotarmor]

It's not funny!

[He says, voice strained, hips rocking against Kirei's hand]

I-I...!

[partyintheback]

On the contrary, it's quite amusing.

[let's see if I can get you off without ever actually putting his hand in your underwear...]

[plotarmor]

[Congratulations, Kirei, you sure can! Shirou was determined to last until he could do something but that plan doesn't quite pan out - instead, he comes with a strangled whimper as he presses his forehead to Kirei's shoulder]

[partyintheback]

Unsurprising, if underwhelming.

[And his hand is only minimally damp! :) Shirou can do all the cleaning up himself.]

[plotarmor]

[While he composes himself, he gives Kirei a weak punch on the arm -- god damn it, next time he'll last longer, this is something he's already decided in his head]

[partyintheback]

[pats your cute cheek

with his sticky fingers]

[plotarmor]

[Shoves his hand away]

Don't!

[partyintheback]

Too late.

[plotarmor]

[He reaches up to wipe his cheek with the back of his sleeve, then contemplates getting out of Kirei's lap.

Well, he would, but his legs feel like jello]

Do you enjoy ignoring people?

[partyintheback]

I enjoy a lot of things.

[plotarmor]

Yeah, like what?

[partyintheback]

"Pleasure" is a broad field, Emiya Shirou. It can't simply be listed.

[plotarmor]

But it doesn't help to be that vague.

[partyintheback]

The answer is that open. Use your imagination.