YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[partyintheback]

I'll wash and dry them for you. In the meantime, I may be able to find something for you to wear in the back. Please excuse me.

[OK gonna go check on Gil now!]

[plotarmor]

[HERE WE ARE CONFUSED AND PANTSLESS IN A STRANGE PRIEST'S CHURCH. YEH!]

[whoreofbabylon]

[THUMBS UP BRO, WE'RE OKAY! Your floor is great. Super great. Praise him, he remembered how to breathe. He's boss at this.]

[partyintheback]

[HE'S A PRIEST SHIROU IT'S TOTALLY SAFE.

Toes at Gil a bit, glancing around the room just in case there really are pants.]

[whoreofbabylon]

Do not...disturb my slumber.

[Pulls his jacket over his head]

Kirei, you know better.

[partyintheback]

Keep quiet and you shall sleep unbothered.

[Nope no pants visible. There might be some in drawers but he actually would rather not give Shirou pants.

SO COMING BACK TO GRAB SHIROU'S PANTS AND PUT THEM IN THE WASH. MY TABOO WASHING MACHINE IS GREAT.]

[plotarmor]

[WELL SUP, we're just. Trying to clean up the spilled tea. Like a good housewife. Yes, Shirou's such a good boy.]

[partyintheback]

[GOOD JOB SHIROU.

Once Kirei's got your pants in his washer, he comes back and gives a "resigner" shrug.]

I'm afraid there's nothing for you to borrow.

[plotarmor]

Oh, uh--

[pushes his teacup into its proper spot on the table. wherever that is]

I can wait if you don't mind. You know.

[partyintheback]

Not at all.

[And he's just going to sit on the couch next to you now :)]

[plotarmor]

[It takes a moment for it to sink in that this is actually really, really weird, but when it does, it's more than obvious]

Oh, so...

[So. Uhm. I have no pants. Hi.]

[partyintheback]

[Hello. :)]

So? It really is no trouble.

[plotarmor]

O-Okay, but how long is this going to take...?

[no pants no pants]

[partyintheback]

An hour or two. I'm sorry to delay your plans, of course.

[plotarmor]

Well if it can't be helped....

[debating escaping the sofa to find more tea]

[partyintheback]

You could go about your day wet.

[plotarmor]

And look like I peed myself?!

[partyintheback]

[a chuckle]

You are far more open than your brothers.

[plotarmor]

Brothers?

[multiple????? you know about the other one??????]

[partyintheback]

I've always admired Emiya Kiritsugu.

[plotarmor]

Wait a second, you know Kiritsugu? How? He's never mentioned you before!

[partyintheback]

He's a secretive man. Of course I haven't seen him in some time...

[plotarmor]

That's two of us. Sometimes he disappears for months - he's busy and Archer doesn't act like he's worried, but sometimes we all wish we knew where he was.

[partyintheback]

I wish I knew as well. There are things I'd like for us to do.

[plotarmor]

If you have business with him, I could ask him to drop by the next time he comes home...