YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[plotarmor]

[A bit of a sigh, mostly to calm himself. Of course there are two, but no one really knows that.]

Pretty busy. He keeps complaining about how much stuff needs to be taken care of when Cu disappears, but I think he's worried, too.

[partyintheback]

Their relationship must be stronger than either admits to. They are both terribly abrasive young men, aren't they?

[plotarmor]

Abrasive...? Sorta, maybe. It's just kind of how they both are, so I never really thought about it.

[partyintheback]

You're quite the optimist, aren't you?

[Handing Shirou his tea IT'S QUITE GOOD.]

[plotarmor]

If you mean I try to think the best of people...then yeah, sure.

[He takes the tea and gives Kirei a little nod as thank you. Gosh, Kirei you're kind of a weird dude but OK I guess!]

[partyintheback]

Even beyond common logic. You have a truly godly heart to have such faith in goodness.

[plotarmor]

But I just gave you a couple kilos of drugs.

[partyintheback]

A diamond in the rough, as it were. The rich will have their vices, and the poor will do what they must.

[whoreofbabylon]

[YEAH SPEAKING OF VICES, THAT THUD IN THE BACK ROOM? SOMEONE'S REALLY HIGH AND ALSO REALLY ON THE FLOOR NOW. <3 <3 <3 <3]

[plotarmor]

[And this genius turns to glance over his shoulder to see where that came from, and in the process knocks his tea into his lap]

Wha--!

[partyintheback]

[Wow Gilgamesh, really?]

There were some precariously balanced books. Are you quite alright?

[picking up that teacup with a small sigh]

[plotarmor]

Fine...

[He stands up and sighs]

But wet.

[partyintheback]

Take off your pants.

[plotarmor]

Right here?!

[partyintheback]

I'll wash and dry them for you. In the meantime, I may be able to find something for you to wear in the back. Please excuse me.

[OK gonna go check on Gil now!]

[plotarmor]

[HERE WE ARE CONFUSED AND PANTSLESS IN A STRANGE PRIEST'S CHURCH. YEH!]

[whoreofbabylon]

[THUMBS UP BRO, WE'RE OKAY! Your floor is great. Super great. Praise him, he remembered how to breathe. He's boss at this.]

[partyintheback]

[HE'S A PRIEST SHIROU IT'S TOTALLY SAFE.

Toes at Gil a bit, glancing around the room just in case there really are pants.]

[whoreofbabylon]

Do not...disturb my slumber.

[Pulls his jacket over his head]

Kirei, you know better.

[partyintheback]

Keep quiet and you shall sleep unbothered.

[Nope no pants visible. There might be some in drawers but he actually would rather not give Shirou pants.

SO COMING BACK TO GRAB SHIROU'S PANTS AND PUT THEM IN THE WASH. MY TABOO WASHING MACHINE IS GREAT.]

[plotarmor]

[WELL SUP, we're just. Trying to clean up the spilled tea. Like a good housewife. Yes, Shirou's such a good boy.]

[partyintheback]

[GOOD JOB SHIROU.

Once Kirei's got your pants in his washer, he comes back and gives a "resigner" shrug.]

I'm afraid there's nothing for you to borrow.

[plotarmor]

Oh, uh--

[pushes his teacup into its proper spot on the table. wherever that is]

I can wait if you don't mind. You know.

[partyintheback]

Not at all.

[And he's just going to sit on the couch next to you now :)]

[plotarmor]

[It takes a moment for it to sink in that this is actually really, really weird, but when it does, it's more than obvious]

Oh, so...

[So. Uhm. I have no pants. Hi.]