TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[erank]

[Well he WAS holed up in the courtyard, trying to rest and recover. Alas, Kirei's company isn't conducive to either pursuit. So, for the moment, he attempts to ignore that.]

[partyintheback]

Lancer.

[You can hear me bitch get in here.]

[erank]

[Uggggggggggghhhhhhh.

Fine. Fine. He sparkles in, reluctantly, and gives Kirei a look]

I ain't got the energy, you know that.

[partyintheback]

That's exactly my concern. Your mana reserves are far too low.

[and Kirei is super comfortable on his couch right now]

[erank]

Yeah? So leave me alone to recover. It won't take that long.

[partyintheback]

Fourteen hours to my estimate. Far too long if we happen to find ourselves under attack, don't you think?

[erank]

[Oh. Oh. alsjdf WELP, he certainly can't argue with that rationale, logically, but. But.]

I'm not taking it from you. You can keep that shit to yourself.

[partyintheback]

Would you rather feed on souls?

[erank]

You should've known the answer to that before you even asked.

[It's no. Some things are too far for his tastes, and that certainly is one of them. He doesn't need a cup that badly.

He also would really rather not get any of Kirei's fluids within 10 feet of him and is marginally horrified knowing that's the more appealing of the current options]

[partyintheback]

It's your choice. If you do neither, I may let you die before you've seen my end.

[erank]

"Let me die"?

[Scoff it off. Try your best. Don't look obviously irritated by this]

If you're not going to just kill me, I'm not going anywhere right now. 'cept maybe away.

[Yep, going to try and turn to leave]

[partyintheback]

[casually lifts his hand

y'know the one that has seals all up the arm??]

There's an elementary school nearby. It's lunchtime.

[erank]

[Yeah, he stops cold right about now.]

Don't fucking bring random kids into this!

[partyintheback]

[what that, lassie?

Kirei's arm is glowing?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?]

[erank]

[Instinctively, he gives a snarl]

Put that down. ...let's just do it the other way and get it done with.

[partyintheback]

I'm glad we've come to an agreement.

[no more glowing!

pats the seat next to him with a friendly smile]

[erank]

[Cu, on the other hand, is the opposite of friendly or happy. He plunks down, clearly displeased and without a word]

[partyintheback]

[That's okay, Kirei's just going to drag him into his lap and enjoy the grump]

[erank]

[He bristles at that, instinctively swatting at Kirei's hands]

Do you mind?!

[partyintheback]

[Nope come here you are mine.]

Only if you haven't thought of a way to do this without touching. If you have, feel free to explain.

[erank]

You want me to cut your damn throat and put the blood in a cup? I could do that, you know.

[100% serious, really]

[partyintheback]

Do think of the children.

[erank]

Fuck you, too.

[Though he stops trying to escape quite so much - fine, Kirei, fine.]

[partyintheback]

That is the idea.

[good lap dog. :> good.

resting his chin on Lancer's shoulder just to be a creep.]

[erank]

Then hurry up and get it over with.

[Look, he'll even unbutton with pants and give a painfully resigned sigh]