TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[erank]

[His eyes keep going to those seals, watching for any commands Kirei could issue. When it comes to a fight, Cu can read the situation and prepare himself - Kirei is a different story, someone he can't predict and doesn't want to figure out.]

[partyintheback]

[He waits, patiently, until he feels the pull on his prana increase. When he knows Cu is tired, that's when he'll finally let go of one wrist and go to pull his clothes open however necessary. If that means ripping those damned tights he will.]

[erank]

[Let's be real. No one will miss the tights except Cu, and when that happens he growls and throws a half-hearted punch at the side of Kirei's head. It would be a real punch, except fuck this shit he's fucking tired and hungry and why can't we solve this like normal people and go eat pizza and fall asleep on the couch?]

Can't you fucking wait?! I'd take 'em off!

[partyintheback]

[He takes the punch with a laugh, and retaliates with a hand tight around Lancer's throat.]

This is much more entertaining.

[Why would he want to do things politely? In the privacy of his own home he can show whatever face he likes. There's no reason to pretend at normalcy here. Instead, he'll indulge his true desires fully.]

[erank]

[He freezes - not out of fear of being hurt, but that usual wariness of Kirei's command spells. He'd fight if he had a choice, no doubt, but this is different. Humiliating.]

Your idea of fun is messed up.

[partyintheback]

Of course. My existence is an anomaly not accounted for in the normal view of the world. And yet here I am, and here you are in service to me.

[His free hand, meanwhile, makes short work of pulling down the remains of those tights.]

[erank]

[The fuck is with your vocabulary, man? Cu glares, like he's waiting for Kirei to release that hold on his neck]

Fine, whatever, ever considered not having fun for the sake of everyone else?

[partyintheback]

Yes. I decided otherwise.

[He's not letting go for now. He can keep that grip just fine, even while he other hand trails slowly up Cu's thigh.]

[erank]

[THAT FUCKING TICKLES, STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP]

[partyintheback]

[...If he keeps finding ticklish spots will Cu keep squirming. That is a good question.]

[erank]

[THE ANSWER IS YES, IT'S SO YES THAT HE SORT OF CHOKES AND FLAILS ABOUT IT]

[partyintheback]

[How nice. :)

He'll just let Cu flail a bit before he stops. Honestly the more worn out he is the better, for now.]

[erank]

[BITCH, battle continuation. He tries. He really, really tries to escape and he does pretty good for himself all things considered!!! But he's already been worn down and he's really sick of the tickling. SO, he sputters and flails until he reaches that point where you've been tickled so fucking much you feel numb -- and then he grumpily flops with a loud FUCK]

[partyintheback]

Why is it that you find it so necessary to fight me, Lancer?

[erank]

It makes me feel better about myself.

[partyintheback]

It's pathetic. Futile struggles are a mockery of strength.

Fortunately they're also quite entertaining.

[erank]

[The reply Kirei gets is an intense scowl - it has, finally, occurred to Cu that he's in a bind. Struggle or get it over with, either way Kirei gets what he wants.

Ultimately, he flops after extending one final middle finger to Kirei]

[partyintheback]

Good dog.

[Excuse him while he gets his own pants undone. They can have a moment of dick size comparison before things get going or something.]

[erank]

[POINTEDLY NOT LOOKING AT HIS DICK, POINTEDLY NOT LOOKING AT HIS DICK, NO GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING XBOX]

[partyintheback]

[It's okay he's going to be nice and use fingers first.

Also more dick-touching. BECAUSE HUMILIATION IS FUN.]