TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[erank]

Fuck you, too.

[Though he stops trying to escape quite so much - fine, Kirei, fine.]

[partyintheback]

That is the idea.

[good lap dog. :> good.

resting his chin on Lancer's shoulder just to be a creep.]

[erank]

Then hurry up and get it over with.

[Look, he'll even unbutton with pants and give a painfully resigned sigh]

[partyintheback]

Hmmm? You could have volunteered to swallow it. However, since your mind keeps going in this direction it's clearly what you're craving, deep down. Has it been so long since you were embraced by a man?

[Hey sure he'll just get his hand down Cu's pants. Since he was invited.]

[erank]

I was being a nice guy and letting you keep that dick.

[He growls, an attempt to hide the fact that, for the moment, he was awfully ruffled by that remark]

[partyintheback]

You wouldn't do it. Not so long as I can control you. For the time being, you're a dog who can only bark uselessly.

[Also a dog who is getting a handjob.]

[erank]

Don't call me a do--

[UGH HE SAID GET IT OVER WITH, NOT "GIVE ME A HANDJOB" FUCK, he squirms and otherwise makes a gangly ass of himself in Kirei's lap]

[partyintheback]

[Good dog. Best Yuetsu.]

What was that?

[erank]

[Okay, Cu. We can do this. Just bitch slowly. Concentrate on how much of a boner kill Kirei's stupid face is. Yes, good dog.]

I said don't call me a dog.

[partyintheback]

Is there a difference between saying your name and saying it in another language?

[erank]

[NO STOP WE DON'T NEED HARD QUESTIONS ONTOP OF THE HANDJOB]

Yes. [He was going to call it done there, but he realizes Kirei is the sort of ass who'd keep asking questions] Because it just is.

[partyintheback]

Funny. It must be the same difference between command seals and a leash.

[erank]

[On one hand: he will fucking destroy you, Kirei
On the other: he's too pissed off to be within 10 miles of "into it."

So he shoves at Kirei's hand]

Sure, whatever. Just hurry the hell up.

[partyintheback]

As you wish.

[Suddenly he gets up, picking Cu up as he does and then dumping him back on the couch alone.]

[erank]

[All that leaves him making an exasperated noise, rolling over, and stuffing his face into the couch pillows before he remembers that many unkosher things probably happened on said couch, and who knows if they clean this thing.

Yeah ok we're rolling back over now sorry]

[partyintheback]

[That works. He just needs to be able to hold Cu down properly for rough and not at all nice sex.]

[erank]

[N O P E, not going to make this easy. At all. When Kirei grabs him, he thrashes]

Hey, watch it, ass.

[partyintheback]

[That's alright. The struggling makes it more fun, after all. He knows he won't really be knocked away. Not when those marks are on his arm.

For now he'll take joy in letting Cu wear himself out squirming and fully clothed.]

No.

[erank]

[His eyes keep going to those seals, watching for any commands Kirei could issue. When it comes to a fight, Cu can read the situation and prepare himself - Kirei is a different story, someone he can't predict and doesn't want to figure out.]

[partyintheback]

[He waits, patiently, until he feels the pull on his prana increase. When he knows Cu is tired, that's when he'll finally let go of one wrist and go to pull his clothes open however necessary. If that means ripping those damned tights he will.]

[erank]

[Let's be real. No one will miss the tights except Cu, and when that happens he growls and throws a half-hearted punch at the side of Kirei's head. It would be a real punch, except fuck this shit he's fucking tired and hungry and why can't we solve this like normal people and go eat pizza and fall asleep on the couch?]

Can't you fucking wait?! I'd take 'em off!

[partyintheback]

[He takes the punch with a laugh, and retaliates with a hand tight around Lancer's throat.]

This is much more entertaining.

[Why would he want to do things politely? In the privacy of his own home he can show whatever face he likes. There's no reason to pretend at normalcy here. Instead, he'll indulge his true desires fully.]

[erank]

[He freezes - not out of fear of being hurt, but that usual wariness of Kirei's command spells. He'd fight if he had a choice, no doubt, but this is different. Humiliating.]

Your idea of fun is messed up.

[partyintheback]

Of course. My existence is an anomaly not accounted for in the normal view of the world. And yet here I am, and here you are in service to me.

[His free hand, meanwhile, makes short work of pulling down the remains of those tights.]

[erank]

[The fuck is with your vocabulary, man? Cu glares, like he's waiting for Kirei to release that hold on his neck]

Fine, whatever, ever considered not having fun for the sake of everyone else?