TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[erank]

You should've known the answer to that before you even asked.

[It's no. Some things are too far for his tastes, and that certainly is one of them. He doesn't need a cup that badly.

He also would really rather not get any of Kirei's fluids within 10 feet of him and is marginally horrified knowing that's the more appealing of the current options]

[partyintheback]

It's your choice. If you do neither, I may let you die before you've seen my end.

[erank]

"Let me die"?

[Scoff it off. Try your best. Don't look obviously irritated by this]

If you're not going to just kill me, I'm not going anywhere right now. 'cept maybe away.

[Yep, going to try and turn to leave]

[partyintheback]

[casually lifts his hand

y'know the one that has seals all up the arm??]

There's an elementary school nearby. It's lunchtime.

[erank]

[Yeah, he stops cold right about now.]

Don't fucking bring random kids into this!

[partyintheback]

[what that, lassie?

Kirei's arm is glowing?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?]

[erank]

[Instinctively, he gives a snarl]

Put that down. ...let's just do it the other way and get it done with.

[partyintheback]

I'm glad we've come to an agreement.

[no more glowing!

pats the seat next to him with a friendly smile]

[erank]

[Cu, on the other hand, is the opposite of friendly or happy. He plunks down, clearly displeased and without a word]

[partyintheback]

[That's okay, Kirei's just going to drag him into his lap and enjoy the grump]

[erank]

[He bristles at that, instinctively swatting at Kirei's hands]

Do you mind?!

[partyintheback]

[Nope come here you are mine.]

Only if you haven't thought of a way to do this without touching. If you have, feel free to explain.

[erank]

You want me to cut your damn throat and put the blood in a cup? I could do that, you know.

[100% serious, really]

[partyintheback]

Do think of the children.

[erank]

Fuck you, too.

[Though he stops trying to escape quite so much - fine, Kirei, fine.]

[partyintheback]

That is the idea.

[good lap dog. :> good.

resting his chin on Lancer's shoulder just to be a creep.]

[erank]

Then hurry up and get it over with.

[Look, he'll even unbutton with pants and give a painfully resigned sigh]

[partyintheback]

Hmmm? You could have volunteered to swallow it. However, since your mind keeps going in this direction it's clearly what you're craving, deep down. Has it been so long since you were embraced by a man?

[Hey sure he'll just get his hand down Cu's pants. Since he was invited.]

[erank]

I was being a nice guy and letting you keep that dick.

[He growls, an attempt to hide the fact that, for the moment, he was awfully ruffled by that remark]

[partyintheback]

You wouldn't do it. Not so long as I can control you. For the time being, you're a dog who can only bark uselessly.

[Also a dog who is getting a handjob.]

[erank]

Don't call me a do--

[UGH HE SAID GET IT OVER WITH, NOT "GIVE ME A HANDJOB" FUCK, he squirms and otherwise makes a gangly ass of himself in Kirei's lap]

[partyintheback]

[Good dog. Best Yuetsu.]

What was that?

[erank]

[Okay, Cu. We can do this. Just bitch slowly. Concentrate on how much of a boner kill Kirei's stupid face is. Yes, good dog.]

I said don't call me a dog.

[partyintheback]

Is there a difference between saying your name and saying it in another language?

[erank]

[NO STOP WE DON'T NEED HARD QUESTIONS ONTOP OF THE HANDJOB]

Yes. [He was going to call it done there, but he realizes Kirei is the sort of ass who'd keep asking questions] Because it just is.