YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[partyintheback]

Not at all.

[And he's just going to sit on the couch next to you now :)]

[plotarmor]

[It takes a moment for it to sink in that this is actually really, really weird, but when it does, it's more than obvious]

Oh, so...

[So. Uhm. I have no pants. Hi.]

[partyintheback]

[Hello. :)]

So? It really is no trouble.

[plotarmor]

O-Okay, but how long is this going to take...?

[no pants no pants]

[partyintheback]

An hour or two. I'm sorry to delay your plans, of course.

[plotarmor]

Well if it can't be helped....

[debating escaping the sofa to find more tea]

[partyintheback]

You could go about your day wet.

[plotarmor]

And look like I peed myself?!

[partyintheback]

[a chuckle]

You are far more open than your brothers.

[plotarmor]

Brothers?

[multiple????? you know about the other one??????]

[partyintheback]

I've always admired Emiya Kiritsugu.

[plotarmor]

Wait a second, you know Kiritsugu? How? He's never mentioned you before!

[partyintheback]

He's a secretive man. Of course I haven't seen him in some time...

[plotarmor]

That's two of us. Sometimes he disappears for months - he's busy and Archer doesn't act like he's worried, but sometimes we all wish we knew where he was.

[partyintheback]

I wish I knew as well. There are things I'd like for us to do.

[plotarmor]

If you have business with him, I could ask him to drop by the next time he comes home...

[partyintheback]

Hm... Perhaps you should. In the meantime, there are some things for which you'd substitute well enough.

[plotarmor]

Like what?

[yeah sort of slowly sliding off the couch to get another cup of tea. yes good look at that emiya butt]

[partyintheback]

[hm

yeah let's reach out to hook a finger in the band of Shirou's underwear.]

Are you a virgin?

[plotarmor]

Hey, I nearly spilled aga--

[8( oh wait a second there are no more pants there, so--

UHM.]

Uhm... Kirei?

[partyintheback]

No need to be so bewildered. Is it any surprise that a priest who deals in contraband would embrace his natural urges?

[plotarmor]

I-I don't think so?

[GOD WHAT IF I MOVE AND HE PULLS MY UNDERWEAR DOWN OH GOD]

But I'm not a girl anyways, and I'm pretty sure you aren't, so...?

[partyintheback]

That has little to do with our potential ability to enjoy one another's company.

[plotarmor]

[Mild panic setting in? Mild panic setting in.]

There's nowhere to put it!

[partyintheback]

Of course there is. Shall I show you?

[tugs! come here Emiya.]