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This is a post for voice testing things. Everything will be terrible, don't look, senpai.

[She drapes on him like she belongs there, apparently content and familiar with this.]

Just now! Today! This second! What's with the cold answer senpai? Ah, is it possible you snuck off here to have a lovey dovey retreat with Ange-nee and left me behind? I won't allow it! I found you! I followed! So it's "tag you're it" no tag backs. I'll sweep Ange-nee off her feet before you can!

[And she rests her chin on his shoulder, happy with her indecipherable rambles.]

Who's "Ange-nee"? Was that bastard hiding another sibling all the time or something?

[He doesn't mind the draping. It's easy to tune it out -- he can tune out most things these days, and he's a cuddly person himself to begin with. But it's unfamiliar, so he does twist around to try and get a look at her face.]

You've gotta give a guy an explanation before you start in on the accusations! My reputation is at stake and I don't even get to meet her first?

Eh...? Ehhh, senpai there's a limit to bad jokes! You can't just forget Ange-nee's breasts! You can't forget the rest of her either, that's too cruel!

[She's teasing but she does look as if she's scolding him seriously about it too.]

Breasts, huh? She must be something else!

[Someone from a timeline he hasn't been to, then? Is that possible? Well, obviously. There are infinite possibilities and he's only been through 100.]

But I'm afraid I really don't have any idea who you mean, so I'll have to face my shame like a man.

Senpai... You really need to stop. This "amnesia play" isn't funny if you don't warn me.

Have you ever heard of alternate universes, Mairu-chan? Maybe I'm a senpai from a far-away universe! Or a clone from another galaxy.

[Headbutts him.]

I'd believe it if you said you were an alien! Jerk!

[ruffles her hair, laughing it off]

But I'm telling the truth about the alternate universes...

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