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This is a post for voice testing things. Everything will be terrible, don't look, senpai.

[One of the great things about the life he's had is that he could probably kill most ordinary people before they could jump on him. Fortunately he's a nice guy and puts an even greater effort into suppressing those reflexes most of the time, so instead of doing anything scary, he simply leans forward and looks startled at that tackle.

Should he greet her? Should he even know her, this time? She apparently knows him, so he supposes--]

H-Hey there. [I wonder if you're from a timeline where I tried to be polite. Eeeh, those were rare. Let's assume I talked to girls familiarly like usual.] Mairu-chan. When did you get here?

[She drapes on him like she belongs there, apparently content and familiar with this.]

Just now! Today! This second! What's with the cold answer senpai? Ah, is it possible you snuck off here to have a lovey dovey retreat with Ange-nee and left me behind? I won't allow it! I found you! I followed! So it's "tag you're it" no tag backs. I'll sweep Ange-nee off her feet before you can!

[And she rests her chin on his shoulder, happy with her indecipherable rambles.]

Who's "Ange-nee"? Was that bastard hiding another sibling all the time or something?

[He doesn't mind the draping. It's easy to tune it out -- he can tune out most things these days, and he's a cuddly person himself to begin with. But it's unfamiliar, so he does twist around to try and get a look at her face.]

You've gotta give a guy an explanation before you start in on the accusations! My reputation is at stake and I don't even get to meet her first?

Eh...? Ehhh, senpai there's a limit to bad jokes! You can't just forget Ange-nee's breasts! You can't forget the rest of her either, that's too cruel!

[She's teasing but she does look as if she's scolding him seriously about it too.]

Breasts, huh? She must be something else!

[Someone from a timeline he hasn't been to, then? Is that possible? Well, obviously. There are infinite possibilities and he's only been through 100.]

But I'm afraid I really don't have any idea who you mean, so I'll have to face my shame like a man.