Team Tinies IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING

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[prebeard]

Somewhere other than the bed, perhaps?

[whoreofbabylon]

[...yep, he can't help it, he laughs]

Yes, a place you've never dreamed of!

[prebeard]

[You can have a pillow to the face, you butt. Lovingly.]

Really. You are the most awful pervert...

[whoreofbabylon]

And your naivete is the most confusing! But it is an entertaining trait--

[Shoving the pillow right back at him]

that I will never tire of!

[prebeard]

[huff REALLY]

That's because you have a fetish!

[whoreofbabylon]

And it means everyone enjoys themselves more. It's hardly anything to be ashamed of.

[prebeard]

I should take extra long to recover just to make you wait.

[whoreofbabylon]

Then you will have to stay in bed even longer.

[prebeard]

I can be ill on the couch.

[whoreofbabylon]

I wouldn't allow it - there is far more room for me in your bed.

[prebeard]

You can sit on the couch with me, too. Or the porch swing.

[whoreofbabylon]

But could I lie down? I doubt it.

[King of Difficult, Whiny Babies.]

[prebeard]

I'll allow the use of my lap.

[whoreofbabylon]

[SPARKLES?!?!]

...very well, if you're prepared to be of proper service to me, then you may take as long as you need to recover.

[prebeard]

[How typical. Tokiomi will just pat Gil's head.]

Honestly...

[whoreofbabylon]

[Ah yes, headpats. Gilgamesh cannot say he'd let anyone else get away with such a gesture, but with Tokiomi, it's comfortable and therefore acceptable. As such, he leans into it like a cat.]

Do not say I cannot be bargained with.

[prebeard]

I would never. You are as always generous.

[whoreofbabylon]

Sometimes I wonder if I am too lax with you - what do you think?

[prebeard]

It would sting my heart if my king found me unworthy of generosity, that's what I think.

[whoreofbabylon]

Ah, then you have no need to worry. It's become a habit I've settled into comfortably.

[prebeard]

That's good to hear. I could certainly use that kindness right now, hm?

[whoreofbabylon]

[Kindness? You mean "Gilgamesh draped across your lap," right?]

Usually I wouldn't allow such a brazen request, but I was about to give it freely.

[prebeard]

[yes he likes those]

I am of course grateful for your attention.

[whoreofbabylon]

[GETTING SUPER COMFORTABLE]

And I suppose I am grateful for your lap.

[prebeard]

You suppose?

[pokes Gil's cheek as if it is not a hideously dangerous decision]