Team Tinies IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING

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[prebeard]

I'll allow the use of my lap.

[whoreofbabylon]

[SPARKLES?!?!]

...very well, if you're prepared to be of proper service to me, then you may take as long as you need to recover.

[prebeard]

[How typical. Tokiomi will just pat Gil's head.]

Honestly...

[whoreofbabylon]

[Ah yes, headpats. Gilgamesh cannot say he'd let anyone else get away with such a gesture, but with Tokiomi, it's comfortable and therefore acceptable. As such, he leans into it like a cat.]

Do not say I cannot be bargained with.

[prebeard]

I would never. You are as always generous.

[whoreofbabylon]

Sometimes I wonder if I am too lax with you - what do you think?

[prebeard]

It would sting my heart if my king found me unworthy of generosity, that's what I think.

[whoreofbabylon]

Ah, then you have no need to worry. It's become a habit I've settled into comfortably.

[prebeard]

That's good to hear. I could certainly use that kindness right now, hm?

[whoreofbabylon]

[Kindness? You mean "Gilgamesh draped across your lap," right?]

Usually I wouldn't allow such a brazen request, but I was about to give it freely.

[prebeard]

[yes he likes those]

I am of course grateful for your attention.

[whoreofbabylon]

[GETTING SUPER COMFORTABLE]

And I suppose I am grateful for your lap.

[prebeard]

You suppose?

[pokes Gil's cheek as if it is not a hideously dangerous decision]

[whoreofbabylon]

I don't intend to get carried away with my praise so quickly.

[He catches Tokiomi's wrist and presses a kiss to his palm]

But in an hour, perhaps...

[prebeard]

I'll have fallen asleep in an hour, I think.

[whoreofbabylon]

Here, my patience is infinite. I will praise you further when you awake, then.

[prebeard]

I'll look forward to it.

[anything to keep his mind off of the way the world looks and sounds and feels without magic]

[whoreofbabylon]

As you should. I may even find it in me to surprise you with things you've never heard before.

[Somehow, essentially challenging himself to be nice is perfectly acceptable and not at all doting]

[prebeard]

[reaches over to ruffle Gil's hair]

Don't run out of new words too quickly. We have our whole lives in front of us, don't we?

[whoreofbabylon]

[That's a long while for a human, isn't it? Funny, when Tokiomi puts it like that, it certainly seems that way to him, too.

That's all right. He'll allow that. He'd like as much time with Tokiomi, after all. Gil's not ready to lose what's his so soon - he's already far too aware of that]

You underestimate me.

[prebeard]

Oh? Then I'll challenge you.

[if it's a challenge, Gil will appreciate it, right?]

So long you can say something new to me every day, I will take those praises as exchange for my magic. That way, no matter what, I can endure this...

[whoreofbabylon]

If you are so simple to please, there's no way I could fail. But if you must call it a challenge, then I'll accept.

[prebeard]

It's only because it comes from my beloved king. Compliments from you are more valuable than the world itself, of course.

[whoreofbabylon]

Then I must be careful in making sure your wealth does not exceed mine!

[100% serious, because Gilgamesh]

[prebeard]

I'm sure it never could, since you have infinite praises for yourself.