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[So in this AU I guess Tokiomi is like 12 and Kirei is FSN age/personality and it's 4th war time.

And we have somehow summoned a tiny Gilgamesh to go along with the tiny Tohsaka.





This is not what I expected.]

[blinged]

[It's strange, being summoned back into the world in this form - Gilgamesh doesn't have the mind to argue, since the proper offering was made. To be honest, he hadn't quite expected his master to be equally as small, but regardless he gives a polite bow as the smoke clears from the summoning circle]

Ah, what a surprise! Are you my master?

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[Elegance, Tokiomi. We can't show visible surprise!

He takes a deep breath, then returns the bow with a deeper one of his own.]

I am.

[blinged]

I need to thank you for the tribute, then. What's your name?

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My name is Tohsaka Tokiomi. This--

[he gestures to the quiet but faintly smiling giant man standing off to the side]

-- is my tutor, Kotomine Kirei. We'd expected you to be... larger.

[blinged]

[Well he certainly can't argue with that. He expected himself to be bigger, that's for sure!]

I was this size once! Surely the throne wished to cater my size to yours.

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Perhaps...

[You're still bigger than him, Gil. Congrats.]

[blinged]

There's no need for concern. I won't allow it to be a disadvantage.

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We can still win, of course!

[Look at this eager little face!

He also keeps looking back at Kirei, seemingly reassured by that casual (but somehow offputting) smile.]

[blinged]

That's the spirit! There's no point in doubting Saber, is there?

[He sure does notice dat Kirei - but for the moment, he's more concerned with his Master, and with eagerly grasping his Master's hands and tugging him towards the door]

To ensure our success, you'll show me the world you summoned me into, won't you?

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Eh? The world outside?

[but he doesn't go outside! this is suddenly quite frightening!]

[blinged]

Right, what else is there?

[A pause, then a tiny gasp]

Ah, it can't be... Is my master a shut-in?

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[Tohsaka heirs can't get flustered! It's not allowed!]

I'm not--

[It's happening anyway.]

The study of magecraft is very time-consuming, so--

[blinged]

So you're a shut-in! Then we can both learn something from this experience!

[Yep, we're going up the basement stairs and then pausing at the top -- which way is out, he didn't download the blueprints, master help]

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It isn't safe to just walk around...

[So Kirei says. Kirei says a lot of things that don't line up with what Father and Mother used to say, but Father and Mother were killed and Kirei is still here. All Tokiomi can do to cope with that is listen to what he's told and hold on to his pride.]

We could be attacked before we're ready.

[blinged]

And it would be their loss; you're much safer now with the strongest servant by your side.

[Then he pauses, looking down at his clothes]

Though if you must be concerned, I can change into something more suitable.

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It would be less obvious...

[and maybe he can convince gil to stay inside this way!]

Ah, but my clothes likely wouldn't fit you. Perhaps it's better to wait until Kirei can go shopping?

[blinged]

I'll go fetch him, then!

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That's fine, but we have to stay here until he's back.

[blinged]

Very well, if that's what you wish.

[He looks ready to go run amok through the house, honest. Just kinda peering up the stairs, down the hall, holy shit dis house]

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Ah... There isn't anyone else living here. You can go anywhere except the master suite, but that door is locked anyway.

[blinged]

Oh, good! Then I'll have to explore - please call me if you need me, Master!

[Yep, he's off, up the stairs and down the hall. Before long there's the sound of doors opening and closing, and eventually a toilet flushing; naturally toilets aren't of any real concern for a servant, but he definitely wanted to see that thing called plumbing in action. Fascinating.]

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[oh no it's so energetic it's kind of scary

Tokiomi's just going to go back to the basement and work on... something.]

[blinged]

[Oh, Tokiomi. You can't hide from it. Eventually (several hours later, when all the drawers and closets and things have been investigated and an ornate fork and a candle stick have been claimed as his own personal treasures), he'll appear on the basement staircase, fork in hand, thoroughly entertained.]

What a place this world has become! I look forward to living in it for a time!

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[just. why.

Calmly attempts to retrieve that fork?]

There are a lot of other things outside, if you want to see "technology". I don't see the point, personally.