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[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS A POST. A post in which Mukuro is in some old dusty bookstore looking up information on past attempts to take over the world. World history, biographies, all of that. It wouldn't do to make a fatal mistake later on, after all. So he'll see where everyone else went wrong and do it differently. TAKE THAT, HISTORY.]

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[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ AND THIS IS A DINO. A Dino who's managed to get separated from his men ( and, thus, horribly lost, but he's not admitting to that. ) and has somehow wound up amiably wandering the aisles of a quaint little bookstore and half-forgetting that this wasn't where he intended to go all along. So, all is well.

-- Right up until he trips over his own shoelaces and bodyslams the back of the shelf that Mukuro happens to be perusing, sending the whole thing toppling in the Mist's general direction. ... Oops. ]

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

[Oh well shit. He steps back in time for the tottering bookcase to miss him, but he does get a book to the face. A big one, too.]

...

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[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ oh shit oh shit oh shit

Dino really hopes that didn't crush anyone -- ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ -- But then, lo and behold, it's Mukuro! ]

Oh! Hey, what's up? [ 'sides the bookcase that almost murdered you, of course. ]

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

Being pummeled with books. [Looks down at the mess... the books he wanted are under there.]

You do realise you'll have to pay for damaged merchandise?

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

Staying in the mafia means you've gotta stay on your toes, right? [ And he laughs. ]

... Yeah. [ He rubs absently at the back of his head, grinning. ] Guess expanding the library wouldn't hurt, though.

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

So nice to have money like that, hm? [Reaches down to see if he can find the book he was looking at before. No luck, but he does find the one that hit him in the face.]

What are you doing here, may I ask?

[jural.livejournal.com]

[ Meanwhile, Klavier is just watching all of this happen from a relatively safe distance, before approaching. With caution. ]

Had a little accident, ja?

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch ouch ouch -- ]

... Yeah, looks like that shelf might've been a little woobly. [ Because it's not like he's clumsy, or anything. ]

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[jural.livejournal.com]

Is it not careless of the storekeeper, having shelves like that?

[jural.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should look into legal action, Herr Clumsy.

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ oh klavier can you smell his mafia gold card ]

Isn't that a little -- [ He very nearly trips on a book as he wades out of the pile. ] -- extreme?

I mean, no one got hurt... [ And he looks doubtfully down at the shelf. ] ... Right?

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[jural.livejournal.com]

[ can't smell it over the scent of his rockstar diamond card sorry ]

Achtung, baby! [ ...guitar solo, right here, right now. ]

[jural.livejournal.com]

True, not a single living soul was, ja?

[jural.livejournal.com]

Nothing was...

4/4 I LIED.

[jural.livejournal.com]

...but my crime scene!

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[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ Staaaaaaaaring at the mess. ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ PROTIP. ]

You should probably stop sticking crime scenes right beside wobbly bookshelves.

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[jural.livejournal.com]

[ you're under arrest, good sir. ]

What do I tell them all the time?

[jural.livejournal.com]

You don't choose the crime scene, it chooses you.

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ you'll never take me aliiiiiive. ]

I think it's probably too flat to be choosing much of anything.

[jural.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it left us a dying message.

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

Pretty talkative, for a crime scene.

[jural.livejournal.com]

Do you want to know what it's telling me, Herr Clumsy?