YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[blinged]

You don't want the book back?

[weddingcupcake]

You won't give it back unless I do what you want, will you?

[blinged]

I normally value politeness, but I'm seeking entertainment right now! So, yes.

[weddingcupcake]

Then you can keep it and I'll tell the librarian you did.

[blinged]

Am I really so unlikable that you'd abandon a book like this?

[weddingcupcake]

It's not that you're unlikable...

[well. it kind of is.]

I just don't want to get into trouble.

[blinged]

Trouble? With whom?

[weddingcupcake]

My parents. And no, I didn't tell them you're a secret trouble-maker. I simply don't want to be there when you inevitably get caught on your own.

[blinged]

So if I promise to behave myself in your presence...?

[weddingcupcake]

Then I'll consider inviting you over to study.

[blinged]

Then I'll be on my best behavior!

[weddingcupcake]

Be sure that you are.

[congrats, you are invited to Tohsaka house! And Tokiomi is going to carry his book stack the whole way.]

[blinged]

[Very carefully adds the book he took to the stack]

Don't forget this one!

[weddingcupcake]

[Wow rude.]

You could carry something if you're going to come all the way home with me.

[blinged]

Oh, did you need help? I thought you wanted the book back more!

[weddingcupcake]

If you weren't coming to my house I wouldn't ask.

[blinged]

[cheekily takes back that one book, then]

[weddingcupcake]

[. . .

siiiigh]

Maybe I should tell my parents what you get up to.

[blinged]

...now what good would that do you?

[weddingcupcake]

Perhaps you'd have to improve your behavior.

[blinged]

But it would only be outward improvement! You already know all about me, right? I'm rotten to the core and would only grudgingly pretend to behave.

Ah, but there's hope for my lost soul! I promised to be good while at your house, and I meant that! I intend to be perfectly elegant for your sake. Perhaps it will become habit if you let it.

[weddingcupcake]

[this distrusting face...]

Maybe...

I suppose that's fine. You can start by carrying a fair share.

[blinged]

[He's not entirely enthused, but, well, he did mean it. Sort of.

So Tokiomi is relieved of half his books.]

...well I shouldn't expect to start out glamorously. Have you considered reading less?

[weddingcupcake]

[that is a strange idea he has never had]

...Why?

[blinged]

So there'd be less to carry, of course!