YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[plotarmor]

[Shirou looks up and gives Archer a look - he's in the process of dragging a sleeping Cu so that his legs don't hang over the edge of the dock]

I'm not gonna fall. You should be more worried about this guy.

[buttcape]

He can swim. And if he dies there's no one to answer to for it.

[plotarmor]

But he'd still be dead, that counts for something!

[Once Cu's safely in the middle of the deck, Shirou grabs for the bucket of fish]

[buttcape]

Counts for one less mouth to feed, yeah.

[plotarmor]

[Archer? Sometimes he wants to punch you. Like right now, when he's just heaving a sigh and focusing on setting the bucket on the table.

That, unfortunately, doesn't occupy him nearly long enough, and he finds himself running his mouth again.]

Can you go two days without wanting one of us to die? Sometimes it gets weird.

[buttcape]

It'll stop being weird if you actually die.

[plotarmor]

Or if you'd stop being a jerk.

[Just going to... going to pointedly pull a fish from the bucket and find his kitchen knife and take the head off. Fine!!! Be a jerk!!! You're his brother and he'll still be a good boy and help!!! Gosh.]

[buttcape]

That won't happen while you're still stupid.

[He wouldn't care if Shirou didn't help. It's actually kind of annoying to see that they both have the talent for cooking.]

[plotarmor]

[He gives an exaggerated groan and throws the fish head at Archer]

I can't help being stupid!

[buttcape]

[catches the fishhead!]

That's been obvious since the day you were born.