YAN-PARA au master post

[earthflames]

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX.

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[plotarmor]

We'll move and it'll be fine, right?

[Tiem to be a dumb, earnest little thing. The fact that Kerry is processing who to shoot goes right over his head - Archer understands, of course, and while he objects to it, he knows Kiritsugu knows best.

Shirou, meanwhile, is a special snowflake]

So there's no need to look so worried!

[unhappymeal]

Those people are very powerful, Shirou. It's likely you'll be targeted indefinitely.

1/2

[tracings]

That means "they could shoot at you for a long time."

[Archer is a helper.]

[plotarmor]

[GUESS WHO'S GETTING POKED WITH FORCEPS, THE ANSWER IS ARCHER]

I know that, you jerk!

[unhappymeal]

[...can you really never get along]

Both of you try to be adults.

[plotarmor]

[WELL... if Kiritsugu asks for that, then fine. He can do that. It's probably a bad idea to jab your brother when he's already been shot, anyways.

...the bullet? Well, it looks like it's in there pretty good. So he drops the forceps, makes a face, and grabs the bottle of rubbing alcohol and dumps it over the wound instead.]

...right. Okay.

[tracings]

[GOD SHIT FUCK HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU LATER, FOR REAL THIS TIME?!?!?!]

[unhappymeal]

Shirou.

[brb coming over to hold Archer down :D]

[plotarmor]

[This is why ur his favorite brother, tbh.]

I was just making sure it was clean...! It's stuck pretty deep, so it's better to leave it, right?

[unhappymeal]

Most likely, but you should still be careful.

[plotarmor]

Right, got it...!

[GOING TO HELP ARCHER BECAUSE KIRITSUGU IS HERE AND HE CAN DO GOOD AND HE'S A GOOD SHIROU, YES!]

[tracings]

And fucking gentle.

[unhappymeal]

Gentle isn't strictly necessary.

[tracings]

Don't tell him that now!

[unhappymeal]

[shrugs!!] Pain might be a deterrent to rash behavior.

[tracings]

I never did anything rash. We were in the wrong place, that's it.

[plotarmor]

...also I think it's going to hurt no matter what.

[yep, going to start bandaging archer up and making sure that shit doesn't start bleeding again.

this involves pressure and thus pain.]

[unhappymeal]

You're choosing to make that kind of enemy. They're the kind of person you should only get involved with if you have a plan for dealing with them.

[tracings]

....Oops?

[unhappymeal]

[siiigh I'm getting some coffee, even though the boat is lurching a bit as it gets going]

I still don't understand why you decided to bring him home in the first place.

1/2

[plotarmor]

Well we couldn't--

[He pauses to grab for the first aid kit and keep everything from rolling to the floor]

--just leave him!

[tracings]

[Instinctively he tries to move and grab at the kit too, except that still sort of hurts, and he hisses, laying back again with a thud]

...and ultimately he might kill Shirou, so he has some utility still.

[unhappymeal]

[Shirou gets help picking up anything that fell.

Archer gets a flat glare.]

Is that necessary?

1/2

[tracings]

You wanted reasons.

[Really, he'd rather not delve into his annoyance at Diarmuid's attempted self sacrifice or the sense of guilt he'd feel if he ever allowed a crazy person to just kick the bucket - especially when your friend is pretty into said crazy person]

[plotarmor]

He just didn't want anyone to die either.