TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[partyintheback]

Anything you make is fine.

[Because I don't care about food. But of course you'll take it differently and that's the fun part.]

[apriori]

[Oh dad, you're making him blush.

Like really. He's blushing. His not-Oedipus complex is showing right now.]

I know, but I like making the best food possible...

[Once inside, he stares down at the broom in his hand, confused as to why it's there.

...right, he was sweeping outside. And now it needs to be put away.]

I'll go put this away and wash up - I'll be right back!

[partyintheback]

[Kirei waves Shirou off with a benevolent smile, then goes to clean up himself. It's been a long day and there's much Shirou-bothering left to do.

He'll be waiting at the table when Shirou comes back, reading over a report on something-or-other.]

[apriori]

[The day is finally back on track - nothing is confusing or out of place now, and fetching the plates of food from the fridge and oven is simple enough.]

More important stuff?

[He sets the plates down on the table and scoots into his chair - stupid and content as usual]

[partyintheback]

Of course.

[but he sets it aside for dinner. GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS FOOD THING SO HE CAN DO FUN THINGS]

What have you done in my absence?

[apriori]

Oh, Shinji had practice, so I helped Issei clean up the club rooms before I came home!

[He pushes his food around his plate between bites and sentences]

People keep breaking the heaters, too.

[partyintheback]

Helpful as always, I see.

[Just how God would like. And just as suits an Emiya.]

[apriori]

I couldn't say no when I had the spare time, right?

[Look at him. So dumb and eager to please. He's doing like you told him, dad. He's going to be an awesome fake priest!!!!!]

[partyintheback]

Your service is an exemplary reflection of God.