TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST

[didnteventry]

[FOR THIS THING YEAH.]

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[apriori]

[Climbing through your window.

Even though Kirei has a key.

He likes to keep you guys on your toes, ok, don't judge]

[didnteventry]

[ I would be very offended and unnerved by this

but instead I am passed out drunk on my desk. ]

[apriori]

[Byakuya.

Byakuya plz. Sometimes you make this too easy.

He grabs the bottle nearby. And upends it over Byakuya's head]

[didnteventry]

[ shit fuck shit damnit whiskey up my nose oh fuck this is like that time I got assaulted by a hobo with a gun ]

[didnteventry]

[ ...

...oh it's you.

just... gonna groan and plant my face back on the desk ]

fuck.

[apriori]

[he'll hang on to that bottle. Kind of like he's constantly thinking about swinging it at you.

Mostly, though, he hovers. And scoffs a little.]

Drunk and swearing at a guest. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

[didnteventry]

You're not a guest, you're a home invader.

[apriori]

[Slams that bottle down beside Byakuya's head a little too hard!]

It's a bad idea to be rude either way.

[didnteventry]

[ jumps, nearly falling out of his chair in the process ]

H-Hey, fuck off would you? I'm not Shinji.

[apriori]

[blinks]

Oh, I know. So where is he?

[He has to ask. Every time. It's almost an excuse to bother everyone else.

Almost. Maybe.]

[didnteventry]

I don't know or care. Probably in his room reading about creepy death magic.

[apriori]

[He bristles at that, yandere concern taking the wheel]

You don't know? What would happen if he wasn't there? Would you be worried? I would.

[didnteventry]

He's always in his room or the study. If he wasn't, he probably pissed off the wrong person and good riddance.

[ he knows he shouldn't say that in front of Shirou, but he's still drunk and way too sleepy to care ]

[apriori]

[Well. He was going to just leave and find Shinji...but now he might try to kill you. For real.]

Man, you're a really terrible father, you know that?

[I mean there's a reason he carries his gun around, it's because sometimes people are horrible about Shinji and they need convincing]

[didnteventry]

[ WHOAH WHOAH NOT OKAY REALLY FALLING OUT OF MY CHAIR NOW ]

W-what's wrong with you, brat?! Don't just point those things at people!

[apriori]

[He lets Byakuya tumble, then points the gun again]

It won't hurt you unless I pull the trigger.

[didnteventry]

Yeah, obviously! Your dad needs to put you on a god damned leash, you know that? Go fuck around with Shinji and leave me alone!

[apriori]

[SHOOTS THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOU. n_n]

[didnteventry]

[ undignified shrieking ]

[apriori]

[boy Byakuya aren't you lucky he only has one shot in there! He flips the gun open, pops out the shell, and throws it at your head]

It's probably your fault he doesn't like you.

[didnteventry]

How is it my fault?! You're the ones who made him like this!

[apriori]

Like what? Isn't he just Shinji?

[didnteventry]

He wasn't born that messed up!

[apriori]

But he's not messed up.

[He only half believes this, but half is true enough to not be a lie!]

[didnteventry]

Maybe not by your standards.