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Matou Byakuya // 間桐鶴野 (
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TRAINWRECK AU MASTER POST
[FOR
THIS THING
YEAH.]
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:05 am (UTC)
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[Climbing through your window.
Even though Kirei has a key.
He likes to keep you guys on your toes, ok, don't judge]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:10 am (UTC)
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[ I would be very offended and unnerved by this
but instead I am passed out drunk on my desk. ]
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:13 am (UTC)
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[Byakuya.
Byakuya plz. Sometimes you make this too easy.
He grabs the bottle nearby. And upends it over Byakuya's head]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:20 am (UTC)
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[ shit fuck shit damnit whiskey up my nose oh fuck this is like that time I got assaulted by a hobo with a gun ]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:21 am (UTC)
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[ ...
...oh it's you.
just... gonna groan and plant my face back on the desk ]
fuck.
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:25 am (UTC)
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[he'll hang on to that bottle. Kind of like he's constantly thinking about swinging it at you.
Mostly, though, he hovers. And scoffs a little.]
Drunk and swearing at a guest. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:27 am (UTC)
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You're not a guest, you're a home invader.
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:30 am (UTC)
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[Slams that bottle down beside Byakuya's head a little too hard!]
It's a bad idea to be rude either way.
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:41 am (UTC)
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[ jumps, nearly falling out of his chair in the process ]
H-Hey, fuck off would you? I'm not Shinji.
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:42 am (UTC)
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[blinks]
Oh, I know. So where is he?
[He has to ask. Every time. It's almost an excuse to bother everyone else.
Almost. Maybe.]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:44 am (UTC)
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I don't know or care. Probably in his room reading about creepy death magic.
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apriori
2012-10-09 07:50 am (UTC)
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[He bristles at that, yandere concern taking the wheel]
You don't know? What would happen if he wasn't there? Would you be worried? I would.
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 07:59 am (UTC)
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He's always in his room or the study. If he wasn't, he probably pissed off the wrong person and good riddance.
[ he knows he shouldn't say that in front of Shirou, but he's still drunk and way too sleepy to care ]
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:14 am (UTC)
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[Well. He was going to just leave and find Shinji...but now he might try to kill you. For real.]
Man, you're a really terrible father, you know that?
[I mean there's a reason he carries his gun around, it's because sometimes people are horrible about Shinji and they need convincing]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:17 am (UTC)
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[ WHOAH WHOAH NOT OKAY REALLY FALLING OUT OF MY CHAIR NOW ]
W-what's wrong with you, brat?! Don't just point those things at people!
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:19 am (UTC)
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[He lets Byakuya tumble, then points the gun again]
It won't hurt you unless I pull the trigger.
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:22 am (UTC)
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Yeah, obviously! Your dad needs to put you on a god damned leash, you know that? Go fuck around with Shinji and leave me alone!
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:24 am (UTC)
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[SHOOTS THE FLOOR NEXT TO YOU. n_n]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:27 am (UTC)
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[ undignified shrieking ]
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:38 am (UTC)
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[boy Byakuya aren't you lucky he only has one shot in there! He flips the gun open, pops out the shell, and throws it at your head]
It's probably your fault he doesn't like you.
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:40 am (UTC)
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How is it
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:44 am (UTC)
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Like what? Isn't he just Shinji?
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:45 am (UTC)
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He wasn't born that messed up!
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apriori
2012-10-09 08:48 am (UTC)
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But he's not messed up.
[He only half believes this, but half is true enough to not be a lie!]
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didnteventry
2012-10-09 08:49 am (UTC)
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Maybe not by
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standards.
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2012-10-09 08:53 (UTC)
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Even though Kirei has a key.
He likes to keep you guys on your toes, ok, don't judge]
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but instead I am passed out drunk on my desk. ]
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Byakuya plz. Sometimes you make this too easy.
He grabs the bottle nearby. And upends it over Byakuya's head]
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...oh it's you.
just... gonna groan and plant my face back on the desk ]
fuck.
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Mostly, though, he hovers. And scoffs a little.]
Drunk and swearing at a guest. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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It's a bad idea to be rude either way.
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H-Hey, fuck off would you? I'm not Shinji.
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Oh, I know. So where is he?
[He has to ask. Every time. It's almost an excuse to bother everyone else.
Almost. Maybe.]
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You don't know? What would happen if he wasn't there? Would you be worried? I would.
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[ he knows he shouldn't say that in front of Shirou, but he's still drunk and way too sleepy to care ]
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Man, you're a really terrible father, you know that?
[I mean there's a reason he carries his gun around, it's because sometimes people are horrible about Shinji and they need convincing]
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W-what's wrong with you, brat?! Don't just point those things at people!
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It won't hurt you unless I pull the trigger.
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It's probably your fault he doesn't like you.
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[He only half believes this, but half is true enough to not be a lie!]
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