http://69pineapples.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 69pineapples.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] streetwalkers2010-05-11 10:37 pm
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THIS IS A SUBJECT

[THIS IS A POST. A post in which Mukuro is in some old dusty bookstore looking up information on past attempts to take over the world. World history, biographies, all of that. It wouldn't do to make a fatal mistake later on, after all. So he'll see where everyone else went wrong and do it differently. TAKE THAT, HISTORY.]

[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ouch ouch ouch -- ]

... Yeah, looks like that shelf might've been a little woobly. [ Because it's not like he's clumsy, or anything. ]

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[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is it not careless of the storekeeper, having shelves like that?

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should look into legal action, Herr Clumsy.

[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh klavier can you smell his mafia gold card ]

Isn't that a little -- [ He very nearly trips on a book as he wades out of the pile. ] -- extreme?

I mean, no one got hurt... [ And he looks doubtfully down at the shelf. ] ... Right?

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[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ can't smell it over the scent of his rockstar diamond card sorry ]

Achtung, baby! [ ...guitar solo, right here, right now. ]

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
True, not a single living soul was, ja?

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing was...

4/4 I LIED.

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...but my crime scene!

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[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Staaaaaaaaring at the mess. ]

[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ PROTIP. ]

You should probably stop sticking crime scenes right beside wobbly bookshelves.

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[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ you're under arrest, good sir. ]

What do I tell them all the time?

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You don't choose the crime scene, it chooses you.

[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ you'll never take me aliiiiiive. ]

I think it's probably too flat to be choosing much of anything.

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but it left us a dying message.

[identity profile] perlafamiglia.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty talkative, for a crime scene.

[identity profile] jural.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to know what it's telling me, Herr Clumsy?