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[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS A POST. A post in which Mukuro is in some old dusty bookstore looking up information on past attempts to take over the world. World history, biographies, all of that. It wouldn't do to make a fatal mistake later on, after all. So he'll see where everyone else went wrong and do it differently. TAKE THAT, HISTORY.]

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[jural.livejournal.com]

[ EXCEPT- there is suddenly a roped off section to the bookstore, about fifteen cops swarming the scene, and caution tape emblazoning the shelves with CAUTION CAUTION KEEP OUT, not to mention-

One prosecutor on scene, ready to investigate. Or something like that. Starting with the suspicious gentleman over there. ]

Ah, what do we have here?

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

Oya? [Well that sucks. HE JUST WANTED TO READ and now there are police everywhere.]

That depends on who I am speaking to.

[jural.livejournal.com]

[ LIFE SUCKS, get over it. ]

Surely you are joking, ja?

[jural.livejournal.com]

I suppose introductions are in order, Herr--?

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

Andrea Marino. It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm sure.

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ OH MY GOD THE GOD OF THE MOUNTAIN NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUT A CRIME SCENE HERE.

-- So Enzio will just be stomping his tiny fearsome turtle feet and... chewing angrily on the evidence. ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ RANDOMLY HIBARI IS HERE TOO and wao.

if it isn't cavallone's little four legged sidekick.

PICKS HIM UP. ]

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ Excuse me, Hibari. Dino Cavallone is his two-legged sidekick. The God of the Mountain is no one's sidekick. :C

OH WHOA SUDDENLY THE GROUND IS MOVING AWAY VERY RAPIDLY KICK KICK KICK ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ Except he wouldn't want that horse to take his place now, would he. Would he.

He brings it up to eye level, and looks. at. it. ]

Hey.

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, wait. It's you. He knows you. ]

Rwaaargh. [ And a friendly(?) snap of his jaws. ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ ...it's kind of cute. For something that belongs to Dino.

Waves a finger in front of him!! ]

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ CHOMPS DOWN ON IT tenderly ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ tonfas COME ON like hell that hurts. He just pries him off his finger, and looks kind of approving. ]

Impressive. [ ...sets him on his shoulder. ]

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

. . .

[ Well, this is new. Most people are always howling and trying to fling him across the room. ... YOU GET HIS SEAL OF APPROVAL, HIBARI. He'll be chewing amiably on your hair. ]

[midori-tanabiku.livejournal.com]

[Just... chillin on Hibari's head. Making little tweeting noises.]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ baw his baby. holds out his hand for him!! ]

[midori-tanabiku.livejournal.com]

[flutters from his nest in Hibari's hair to his hand, and whistles a little bit of the Namimori anthem.]

Hibari! Hibari~! ♫

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

What are you doing here?

[ He had thought Hibird was back in the school, chilling out on his desk. ]

[midori-tanabiku.livejournal.com]

[It was lonely there! D:]

Boring, boring~ ♫

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

Oh? Is that all?

[ pets...him... ): ]

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ oh hello hibird long time no see

Enzio goes still for a second, almost entranced by that little tweeting blob on Hibari's head, and then... offers a companionable... turtle noise in greeting. ]

[midori-tanabiku.livejournal.com]

[...Awww how cute. Just. Tweets back.]

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ And now his legs are kicking frantically:

oh my god hibari put him on your head so he can take a bite hang out properly ]