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[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS A POST. A post in which Mukuro is in some old dusty bookstore looking up information on past attempts to take over the world. World history, biographies, all of that. It wouldn't do to make a fatal mistake later on, after all. So he'll see where everyone else went wrong and do it differently. TAKE THAT, HISTORY.]

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[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ And now his legs are kicking frantically:

oh my god hibari put him on your head so he can take a bite hang out properly ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

What are you doing here?

[ He had thought Hibird was back in the school, chilling out on his desk. ]

[semanticedingly.livejournal.com]

Well, you'll have to try harder than that! ♥

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

[ CHOMPS DOWN ON IT tenderly ]

[midori-tanabiku.livejournal.com]

[It was lonely there! D:]

Boring, boring~ ♫

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[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ oh shit oh shit oh shit

Dino really hopes that didn't crush anyone -- ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ -- But then, lo and behold, it's Mukuro! ]

Oh! Hey, what's up? [ 'sides the bookcase that almost murdered you, of course. ]

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. But it isn't really worth my time. [Taking down a book and leafing through it now.]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

[ tonfas COME ON like hell that hurts. He just pries him off his finger, and looks kind of approving. ]

Impressive. [ ...sets him on his shoulder. ]

[feralitate.livejournal.com]

Oh? Is that all?

[ pets...him... ): ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch ouch ouch -- ]

... Yeah, looks like that shelf might've been a little woobly. [ Because it's not like he's clumsy, or anything. ]

[69pineapples.livejournal.com]

Being pummeled with books. [Looks down at the mess... the books he wanted are under there.]

You do realise you'll have to pay for damaged merchandise?

[spongeturtle.livejournal.com]

. . .

[ Well, this is new. Most people are always howling and trying to fling him across the room. ... YOU GET HIS SEAL OF APPROVAL, HIBARI. He'll be chewing amiably on your hair. ]

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[jural.livejournal.com]

Is it not careless of the storekeeper, having shelves like that?

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

Staying in the mafia means you've gotta stay on your toes, right? [ And he laughs. ]

... Yeah. [ He rubs absently at the back of his head, grinning. ] Guess expanding the library wouldn't hurt, though.

[jural.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should look into legal action, Herr Clumsy.

[semanticedingly.livejournal.com]

[ Peers over his should obnoxiously and reads. C: ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ oh klavier can you smell his mafia gold card ]

Isn't that a little -- [ He very nearly trips on a book as he wades out of the pile. ] -- extreme?

I mean, no one got hurt... [ And he looks doubtfully down at the shelf. ] ... Right?

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[jural.livejournal.com]

[ can't smell it over the scent of his rockstar diamond card sorry ]

Achtung, baby! [ ...guitar solo, right here, right now. ]

[jural.livejournal.com]

True, not a single living soul was, ja?

[jural.livejournal.com]

Nothing was...

4/4 I LIED.

[jural.livejournal.com]

...but my crime scene!

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[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ Staaaaaaaaring at the mess. ]

[perlafamiglia.livejournal.com]

[ PROTIP. ]

You should probably stop sticking crime scenes right beside wobbly bookshelves.

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[jural.livejournal.com]

[ you're under arrest, good sir. ]

What do I tell them all the time?