[He didn't want to wrangle the crazy. Luckily for Cu, the one thing Archer wanted less than keeping an eye on Diarmuid was Shirou keeping an eye on Diarmuid, so the matter was resolved rather nicely in the end.

Still, Archer doesn't appreciate the chore.

Especially when he's busy procuring dubiously legal firearms for someone - a safe someone by his measure, which is infinitely better than that anyone he knows. Because he's surrounded, constantly, by stupid crazy people.

When Diarmuid pipes up, he sets down the rifle he had been examining and gives him a shitfaced grin.]

I've found plenty of things, just not what I'm looking for.